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KLEJESKI CUP CHAMPION
Brad Johnson
The Polk High Bench Warmers
1
The Polk High Bench Warmers
Brad Johnson
2
Right Around The Corner
Shane Heald
3
Marcy D'Arcy Wakaluk
Rich Powell
5
Al "IAFRATE" Bundy's Clappers
Nate Gens
6
Faithful Dodge
Doug Aunet
7
Bundy's Beauties
Peter Martens
8
Four Goals In A Single Game
Brady Klejeski
9
Born to Skate
Tula Powell
10
Mr. Empty Pants
Dave Hoops
11
Here You Wear the Bag, But in Bed...
Ryan Smith
12
No Ma'am All-Stars
Finn Hoops
13
The Mighty Ferguson
Cassie Mraz
14
Blowing Smoke in his Eggs
Ben Phillip
15
Bud's Babe
Carey Hogenson
16
Try the Moon, You'll Weigh Less There
John LeDoux
17
Her Cups Runneth Over
Sue Powell
18
Toaster Leavins
Gary Nelson
19
Peggy & Al Forever
Rick Hogenson
KLEJESKI CUP CHAMPION
Brad Johnson
Pitter Patter Aho Hatter
1
Pitter Patter Aho Hatter
Brad Johnson
3
Attentions Paid To Your Fiveshole
Brady Klejeski
4
Wheel, Snipe, Celly
Gary Nelson
5
Vomit On Your Mom's Spaghetti
Landon Heald
6
Dallas Sized 10-4
Ben Phillip
7
MoDean's Queefs
Steve Olson
8
Well, It's A Terrific Opportunity
Shane Heald
10
Snipe, Celly, Puppers
Peter Martens
11
Squirrely Dan's Squad
Finn Hoops
12
Dee-fending Champ from Upcountry
Chris Ritchie
13
Super Soft Stanley
Sue Powell
14
Muscles coming tomorrow!
Carey Hogenson
15
Not My Forte
Xander Phillip
16
Pitter Patter Bud
Doug Aunet
17
12 Year Old Dutch Girl
Ryan Smith
18
10 Ply Muscle Shirt
John LeDoux
19
Electric Lettuce
Rick Hogenson
20
Not My Pig, Not My Farm
Cassie Mraz
21
JJ Frankie JJ Wombats
Dave Hoops
KLEJESKI CUP CHAMPION
Chris Ritchie
Been a While
1
Been a While
Chris Ritchie
2
F***ing Machine Took My Quarter
Brady Klejeski
3
Heres to the Sunshine State!
Dave Chudzik
4
What is slashing?
Doug Aunet
5
All I can get
Rick Hogenson
6
Federal League Dept. of Player Safety
Rich Powell
7
Is the answer Jesus?
Zachary Vieau
8
The Big Tomahawk
Cassie Mraz
9
Ya gotta earn it, Killer
Brad Johnson
10
Hey Hanrahan!!
Bryan Peterson
11
Hey Hanrahan! Suzanne Sucks P****!
John LeDoux
12
Call the Pizza Man
Ben Phillip
13
I got a good deal on those boys!
Chad Ritchie
14
2 Minutes...Feel Shame
James Ritchie
15
Ok guys. Show us what you got!
Peter Martens
16
Ogie the answers Jesus, Connor McJesus
Tyler Schramm
17
Hyannisport Hyenas
Harper Powell
18
Piss on Old Time Hockey
Ryan Smith
19
Screaming Buffalo
Nate Gens
21
I'm listening to the **cking song!
Mike Huebner
22
The Fourth Hanson Brother
Finn Hoops
23
Reggie's Belly Dunlop Over his Breezers
Pat Aldrich
24
Putting On The Foil
Gary Nelson
25
Gloves off, stick down
Shane Heald
26
Dunlop, you suck cock!
Carey Hogenson
27
Dee Udder Guy
Tom Archambault
28
Nipples as hard as Little Rocks. Right, Morris.
Ryan Rasmussen
KLEJESKI CUP CHAMPION
Gary Nelson
Giggity Giggity
1
Giggity Giggity
Gary Nelson
6
Death Has A Shadow
Peter Martens
7
Whatever Kills Me, Makes Me Stronger
John LeDoux
8
I swear to drunk I'm not "God"reau
Brad Johnson
9
Gary Ratowski Hockey Cop
Nate Gens
10
the greased up deaf guys
Finn Hoops
11
The Giant Fighting Chickens
Zachary Vieau
12
Florida Whores
Pat Aldrich
13
The Hardest Part Was Picking My Team Name
Chad Ritchie
14
Biscuits and Apples
Dave Hoops
15
MORE SKITTLES!
Xander Phillip
16
The Hockey Cops
Todd Karich
17
When you poop in your dreams, you poop for real
Ryan Smith
18
Stewie's Sieve Samurais
James Ritchie
19
Carlos Spicyweiner's Falcon
Chris Ritchie
20
Giggity Giggity for the Cup!
Cassie Mraz
21
Giggity Giggity Goo-dreau
Caryn Chalstrom
22
Mr. Conway Twitty
Bryan Peterson
23
Family Guy Lafleur
Harper Powell
24
Griff Saucy
Tyler Schramm
25
Quahog Clams
Brady Klejeski
26
The Greased Up Deaf Guys
Finn Hoops
27
This ice is freakin' sweet
Sean Stewart
28
Cool (h)Whip Crusaders
Jeff Nied
29
Venmo@Gritty-'74-Stanley
Rich Powell
30
Shapoopi Performers
Mike Huebner
31
Fuhr is the Word
Ben Phillip
KLEJESKI CUP CHAMPION
Gary Nelson
Chicken Pacioretty
1
Chicken Pacioretty
Gary Nelson
2
McJesus Christ Superstars
Peter Martens
4
Avs Jost Scored
Doug Aunet
5
5Holebangers.com
John LeDoux
6
Top Shelf Hidden Gems
Ryan Smith
7
Dr Sutton's Hamilton Mustangs
Steve Olson
9
Honey Nut Chelios
Bryan Peterson
11
Reggie Dunlops Chiefs
Dave Pike
12
Bench Riding Lap Dancers
Matt Trenton
13
Chasing Wet Dumps
Cassie Mraz
14
Barz-al Opened Up
Carey Hogenson
15
The Naughty Nurse
Rick Hogenson
17
Dude, Where's Makar?
Rich Powell
18
Wild about Winning
Zachary Vieau
19
Sweet Carolin-a
Brad Johnson
20
4checkbackcheckpaycheck
Todd Karich
21
Too Fehr Gone
Xander Phillip
22
The Eh Team
Brady Klejeski
23
Don't Get Deeked
Chad Ritchie
24
Puck Puckity Puck Puck Puck
James Ritchie
25
The Puck-adelics
Nate Gens
26
Polish Pucks
Dave Chudzik
27
Capris On, Kapriszov
Ben Phillip
KLEJESKI CUP CHAMPION
Carey Hogenson
I Am The Walrus
1
I Am The Walrus
Carey Hogenson
2
Hey Careful Man There's A Beverage Here
Dave Hoops
3
I'm The Dude, So That's What You Call Me
Finn Hoops
4
Your Opinion Man
Shane Heald
6
The Dude Abides
John LeDoux
7
The Big Grahamowski
Shane Heald
8
Nobody Fucks With The Jesus
Cassie Mraz
9
El Duderinos
Bryan Peterson
11
I Don't Roll On Shabbos!
Brady Klejeski
12
Bums Will Always Lose
Brad Johnson
13
Strikes And Spares
Bob Dzuck
14
Ovi Is "The Dude"
Bradley Smith
15
The Stranger
Xander Phillip
16
Let's Roll Dude
Jimmy Johnson
17
The Abiding Human Paraquats
Pat Aldrich
18
Her Life Was In Their Hands, Now Her Toe Is In The Mail
Steve Olson
19
White Russians
Chad Ritchie
20
Over The (Goal) Line
Rick Hogenson
21
What's A Pederast Walter?
Nate Gens
22
Fuck It Dude, Let's Go Bowling
James Ritchie
23
Tenets Of National Socialism
Tom Archambault
24
Mark It As A Zero
Chris Ritchie
26
Nobody Effs With The Kuch
Mike Huebner
27
It's A League Game Smokey
Gary Nelson
28
The ThunderBug Abides
Ben Phillip
29
I Can Get Ya A Toe-Drag
Rich Powell
KLEJESKI CUP CHAMPION
Nate Gens
DJ Stanky Dog
2
Squirrel In My Pants
Chris Ritchie
3
Ferbinators
Xander Phillip
4
Perry To The Rescue
Chris Ruberg
5
Pete-E's Platypuses
Eric Peterson
6
You all signed the waivers, right?
Carey Hogenson
7
K-Cup-inator 2000
Shane Heald
8
Phineas and Forsberg
Chad Ritchie
9
Pucky the Platypus
Bryan Peterson
10
The Ferbinator
Eric Graham
11
Platypus Cursers
Landon Heald
12
The Corey Perry Platypuses
Bob Dzuck
13
Agent Parry Sound
Rich Powell
14
Danville Ice Trays
Brady Klejeski
15
He's just a platypus
John Brockberg
16
Pesky Platypus
Darrin Nelson
18
Perry the Platypus
David Chudzik
19
Ferb? He's more of a man of action.
Rick Hogenson
22
Not Corey Perry the Platypus
Jamie Buchite
23
Where's Perry? The Honda Center
Brady Klejeski
24
Corey Perry the Platypus
Jimmy Johnson
25
My Fair Goalie
Jamie Ritchie
27
Fireside Girls
Bradley Smith
28
Big Honkin' Mole on my Part
Pat Aldrich
29
Team Improbable
Eric Falk
30
Got Game?
Charles Johnson
32
Doofenshmirtz
Dave Ellquist
33
Pinky Over Browny
John LeDoux
34
Corey Perry The Platypussy
Alison Clark
35
May I pet your Platypus?
Michael Huebner
37
The Only Mammals That Lay Eggs
Jamie Buchite
38
Flynn To Victory
Tyler Schramm
39
Dr. Francis from Hartford
Karis Mount
KLEJESKI CUP CHAMPION
Shane Heald
Humping Hares
1
Humping Hares
Shane Heald
2
Cougars on the Prowl
Mike Huebner
3
Drinking Hellbender
John LeDoux
4
Thieving Black Panther
Alison Clark
5
Bouncing Titmouse
Brady Klejeski
6
Tickling Tufted Titmouse
Karis Mount
7
Screaming Goats
Gary Nelson
8
Howling Monkeys
Charlie and Dylan Erickson
9
Fighting Ligers
Chad Ritchie
10
The Diving Penguins
Bryan Peterson
11
Meandering Musk-Ox
Nate Gens
12
The Frolicking Rabbits
Rick Hogenson
13
Chirping Chupacabara
Rich Powell
14
Rutting Moose
Chuck Erickson
15
Jumping Jack Rabbits
Darrin Nelson
16
Farting Blobfish
Chris Ritchie
17
The Happy Humping Cats
John Brockberg
18
Charging WILDeBeest
Brad Johnson
19
The Garishing Gnus
Ben Phillip
21
The Flopping Penguin
Mike Bergum
22
You want fries with that?
Jeff Olech
23
Super Sneaky Sloths
James Ritchie
24
The Burrowing Marsupial
Bob Dzuck
25
The Golfing Redbirds
Pat Burnette
26
WILD Weaslewompers
Tyler Carlson
27
Fleury of Semin
Derek Schrecengost
28
Kicking Kangaroo
Doug Aunet
29
Fighting Elephant
Finn Hoops
30
Sauntering Cheetah
Steve Olson
31
The Laughing Walleye
John Brockberg
32
The Flying Donkey
Tyler Schramm
33
The Wandering "Wild"abeasts
Carey Hogenson
34
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
Joe Boo
35
Running Wombats
Dave Hoops
KLEJESKI CUP CHAMPION
Rick Hogenson
Bernie Gives Hillary A Mouthful
1
Bernie Gives Hillary A Mouthful
Rick Hogenson
2
Feeling The Bern When I Pee
John LeDoux
3
Trump Casino Bandits
Bob Dzuck
6
Are They Small Hands?
Chad Ritchie
7
Trump Worsley
Brady Klejeski
8
Lord Help Us All
Carey Hogenson
9
I Got Heart, I Got Vision, Voting For Me Is A Good Decision
Charles Johnson
10
I Guarantee You There's No Problem
Chris Ritchie
11
Oduya Have to Vote
Brad Johnson
12
Trump And Chase
Jake Swanson
14
Clinton Malarchuk
Harper Powell
15
Christie Cremes
Kevin Gorg
16
Hillary Trump's Republicrats
Eric Sams
17
Trash Bin Contents = Bill's P**n And Hillary's Lies
Alison Clark
19
Bernin Down The House
James Ritchie
21
Hillary For Prison 2016
Ryan Grumdahl
22
#Nobody Wins
Darrin Nelson
23
Feel The Bern-ie Federko
Felix Powell
24
Gary Johnson's Weed
Dave Chudzik
25
The Mighty Drumpfs
Tom Archambault
26
Everything Is Free For Bernie
Dale Olson
KLEJESKI CUP CHAMPION
Rick Hogenson
Olaf's Nose For The Net
1
Olaf's Nose For The Net
Rick Hogenson
2
Nose Picking for Snacks
Justin LaGrand
4
Funky Looking Donkey
Doug Aunet
5
Happy Snowman
Ben Phillip
6
MCrazy Ice Queen
Amanda LaGrand
7
Willi Plett It Go
Brady Klejeski
10
Do you want to win a K-Cup?
Shane Heald
11
I Like Warm Hugs
James Ritchie
12
Whiteout
Charlie Erickson
13
My team blows, my team blows
Gary Nelson
14
Kristoff's Klan
Easton Grumdahl
15
Watch out for my Butt
Chad Ritchie
16
Olaf's Frozen Two
Dave Chudzik
18
Olafs Carrot Stick
John LeDoux
19
Fixer Upper
Chuck and Dylan Erickson
20
Sven's Steaming Pile
Chris Ritchie
21
Come On, Wild!
Brad Johnson
22
Arendelle Ice Hogs
Ryan Grumdahl
23
Sven's Daughters
Eric Peterson
24
Un-"Frozen" Caveman Lawyers
Adam Meier
25
Conceal, Don't Feel
Scott Nelson
26
Olaf Kolzig's Unicorns
Pat Aldrich
27
Olaf's Rough Meltdown
Joe Boo
28
Arendelle Hawerchuk
Rich Powell
KLEJESKI CUP CHAMPION
Rich Powell
Bring In The Gump
1
Bring In The Gump
Rich Powell
3
Son Of A Coach
Andrew DiFrancesco
4
Playoffs Cup Stanley
Shane Heald
5
Royale With Cheese
Derek Locker
7
Englis MotherFer, Do You Speak It?
John LeDoux
8
Foot F*****g Masters
Alex Weiser
9
Big Kahuna Burger
Doug Aunet
10
Inglewood Jack
Brady Klejeski
12
Uncomfortable Hunk Of Metal
Chad Costley
14
Tarantino's Terror
John Schottenbauer
15
The Mother Puckers
Chuck Erickson
16
Royale With Cheese 2
Dan Jones
17
Bobby's Big Guns
Eric Peterson
18
Ezekiel 25:17
Luke Kerfeld
19
Sewer Rats Taste Like Pumpkin Pie
Amanda LaGrand
21
My Name's Pitt
Ben Phillip
22
Hard Pipe Hittin' Playas
Mike Locker
23
Call The Wolf
Ryan Grumdahl
24
Bad Mother F'er
Jamie Ritchie
25
Team Gangsters
Darrin Nelson
26
Say "What" Again
Charles Johnson
KLEJESKI CUP CHAMPION
Rich Powell
Fusilli Gary Bettman
1
Fusilli Gary Bettman
Rich Powell
2
B.O. Patrol Squad
Amanda LaGrand
4
Summer OF Georges Laraque
Brady Klejeski
7
The "B" Is Gone, But The "O" Is Still There!
Shane Heald
8
Will Submit Later
Tom Archambault
10
Kramer's Clap Bombs
Dan Strapple
11
Master Of My Domain
Chad Costley
12
Hello Neuman
Dave Chudzik
14
Jerry, Jerry Dingleberry
Doug Aunet
16
Reverse Peephole
Todd Bray
17
The Yada Yada Yada
Alex Weiser
KLEJESKI CUP CHAMPION
Brady Klejeski
Brothers Gotta Hug
1
Brothers Gotta Hug
Brady Klejeski
2
Captain Limp Wrist
Shane Heald
3
Crazy Little Glue Sniffer
Jamie Ritchie
4
Fat Guy & Little Coat
Dave Chudzik
8
Ain't Too Proud To Beg
Charles Johnson
9
Holy Schnikes!
Brad Johnson
10
Fat Guy Lafleur In A Little Coat
Rich Powell
11
It's Herbie Hancock
Ben Phillip
12
Quit Playing With Your Dingy!
John LeDoux
13
Ketchup Popsicle
Doug Aunet
14
Jack Mehoff
Jonathan Bray
15
Hey Gilligan, Did You Eat The Skipper?
Amanda LaGrand
16
The Silver-Striped Mushrooms
Corey Stuart
KLEJESKI CUP CHAMPION
Brady Klejeski
Vatican Assassins
1
Vatican Assassins
Brady Klejeski
2
I Already Got Your Money, Dude
Ben Phillip
3
Fire Breathing Fists
Dave Chudzik
5
Tiger Williams Blood
Rich Powell
6
Goddesses 'Winning'
Kelly Heald
7
Whiskey Bent & Jobless
John LeDoux
9
Im not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.
Todd Bray
KLEJESKI CUP CHAMPION
Doug Aunet
Kamp Komfort Krazy
1
Kamp Komfort Krazy
Doug Aunet
3
Aunt Edna's Sandwich
Dave Chudzik
4
Using The Whole Fist
Brady Klejeski
5
Mattress Police
Amanda LaGrand
6
Real Tomato Ketchup
Craig Holm
7
No Corrective Lenses Tonight Mr. Papagiorgio?
Todd Bray
11
Wendell Clark Griswold
Rich Powell
12
Looks Great! Little Full, Lotta Sap
Tom Archambault
13
You Using The Whole Fist, Doc?
Charles Johnson
KLEJESKI CUP CHAMPION
Tom Archambault
The Patron Saint Of Quality Footwear
1
The Patron Saint Of Quality Footwear
Tom Archambault
2
That's Just Nitpicking, Isn't It?
Shane Heald
3
Hello Cleveland
Craig Cross
4
Preserve Mouse
Doug Aunet
5
Pucks And Skates
Brady Klejeski
7
Lick My Love Pump
John LeDoux
8
Smell The Glove Save
Rich Powell
9
Wood In Your Hand
Todd Bray
12
Rock And Roll Creation
Charles Johnson
13
Stanley Cups and Cakes
Shelly Powell
KLEJESKI CUP CHAMPION
Brady Klejeski
Puck Her Gently
1
Puck Her Gently
Brady Klejeski
2
Young Nastyman
Ben Phillip
3
My Picks Of Destiny
Tony Roffers
6
The Silve-Striped Mushrooms
Robby Lee
7
Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'
Dave Chudzik
8
The Puck Of Destiny 2
Doug Aunet
9
You Need Lubrication Honey
Shane Heald
10
The Kicker Of Elves
Chris Ritchie
11
Tony Explosivo
Rich Powell
12
Double Hockey Sticks
Charles Johnson
14
Sasquatch Is My Daddy
Dawn Ramage
15
The Puck Of Destiny
Sue Powell
KLEJESKI CUP CHAMPION
Brady Klejeski
Gobias Industries Analrapists
1
Gobias Industries Analrapists
Brady Klejeski
3
Justice Is Blind
Shane Heald
4
OK, Who'd Like A Banger In The Mouth?
Todd Bray
6
Let 'Em Eat Cake
Charles Johnson
7
I Just Blue Myself
Jamie Ritchie
8
Fritos Banditos
Shelly Powell
9
Poof Goof Of The Year
Chris Ritchie
10
El Amor Prohibido
Rich Powell
12
Cleansing Power Of The Pipe
Fred Thompson
13
Baby, You've Got A Stew Going!
Ben Phillip
KLEJESKI CUP CHAMPION
Ben Phillip
Artic Pufffin
1
Artic Pufffin
Ben Phillip
2
Asparagus Children
Brady Klejeski
3
My Finger Has A Heartbeat
Shane Heald
5
Son Of A Nutcracker
Rich Powell
6
Elf Related Quote
Rich Powell
7
Master Thinker
Jamie Ritchie
8
You Smell Like Beef And Cheese
Tiffany Archambault
9
Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins
Tom Archambault
10
It's Not Free Candy
Chris Ritchie
11
Throne Of Lies
Misty Ritchie
12
Trolls Aren't Potty-Trained
Todd Bray
13
Affinity For Elf Culture
Scott Nelson
KLEJESKI CUP CHAMPION
Tiffany Archambault
I Fell Asleep 3 Times
1
I Fell Asleep 3 Times
Tiffany Archambault
4
Is She Looking At Me Now?
Shane Heald
5
Ginny, Eat Something
Chris Ritchie
6
Gretzky Is A Little Bitch
Todd Bray
7
Drunken, Horny A**holes
Robby Lee
8
The Skank Shift
Rich Powell
9
Pancakes and the Age Of The Enlightenment
Tom Supinski
11
Gretzky's Head Bleed
Historical
12
L.A. Anaheim. Whatever
Scott Nelson
13
Beautiful Babies
Shelly Powell
KLEJESKI CUP CHAMPION
Ben Phillip
Berzerker
3
Oral Bowel Movement
Brady Klejeski
4
The KY Connection
Chris Ritchie
5
Happy Scrappy Hero Pup
John Schottenbauer
6
Cancer Merchant
Misty Ritchie
8
What Up Sluts?
Jamie Ritchie
9
No Time For Love Dr. Jones
Tom Archambault
10
58 Leonard Avenue
Chad Ritchie
11
My Girlfriend Sucked 37 Dicks
Todd Bray
12
The Biggest Pair You've Ever Seen
Tiffany Archambault
14
Ass Blasters from Outer Space
Robby Lee
KLEJESKI CUP CHAMPION
Todd Bray
The Germany Dance Squad
1
The Germany Dance Squad
Todd Bray
2
The Hockey Hullabaloo
Brady Klejeski
3
Oot & Aboot
John Schottenbauer
4
Asses Of Fire
Misty Ritchie
5
Midgets In Bikinis
Tiffany Archambault
7
Shit-Faced Cockmasters
Tom Archambault
8
What Would Brian Boitano Do?
Julie Feiring
10
Dickless Jig
Chris Ritchie
11
Sandy Little Buttholes
Rich Powell
12
German Scheisse Team
Ben Phillip
13
Fuck, Shit, Cock,...,Barbara Streisand
Bernie Feeser
KLEJESKI CUP CHAMPION
Bernie Feeser
Hard-Hearted Harbinger Of Haggis
1
Hard-Hearted Harbinger Of Haggis
Bernie Feeser
2
Pickle Up My Ass
Brady Klejeski
3
Gargantuan Cranium
Shelly Powell
4
Sexy Wee Bastard
John Schottenbauer
5
The Juice Tigers
Rich Powell
6
I Am In Deep Smit
Misty Ritchie
7
The Pentaveret
Tom Archambault
8
Campbell's Cuppaccino
Julie Feiring
9
I Want To Be Betty's Barney
Ben Phillip
10
She Smelled Like Soup
Shane Heald
11
Open Apology
Chris Ritchie
KLEJESKI CUP CHAMPION
Tom Archambault
The Pumping Engines
1
The Pumping Engines
Tom Archambault
2
Natives Getting Restless Now
Shane Heald
3
Whipping Boy Done Wrong
Chris Ritchie
4
Bodies Out On The Ice
Rich Powell
5
Dirty, Dirty Whore
Brady Klejeski
6
Fearless Wretches
Shelly Powell
7
Callous Frigid Chill
Julie Feiring
KLEJESKI CUP CHAMPION
Rich Powell
Kessel Runners
1
Kessel Runners
Rich Powell
2
Not Entirely Stable
Chris Ritchie
3
Delusions Of Grandeur
Brady Klejeski
4
I'll See You In Hell
Misty Ritchie
5
Look At The Size Of That Thing
Julie Ziegler
6
Great Kid, Don't Get Cocky
Tom Archambault
7
Yoda's House Of Polish Wisdom
Dan Elsenrath
8
Yub Yub
John Schottenbauer
9
Short For A Stormtropper
Mark Mallory
10
Obi-Wannabees
Shane Heald
